About My Stories

Basic Information

My stories all take place in one little world (or universe, I guess you could say). People from one story pop up in another and the zombie rules stay consistent throughout.

About the Writing

I don't really write from anything other than a basic plot and an image, both reside in my head. I don't use outlines, because every time that I do, I don't finish the story, or the outline becomes useless ten chapters in.

Rated R (or, Don't Bitch At Me Because You Can't Handle The Language)

All of my stories contain language, some contain sexual situations and other things - the basic meaning is, this shit ain't for kids. I know I could put one of those Blogger Warning things on here, but I complain about those when I find 'em, and I don't wanna subject others to them. Seriously, this is the internet, every six year old kid is gonna stumble onto some porn every once in a while. These stories are written basically to be R-rated or unrated zombie movies, preferably like the ones George Romero makes (though I'm not sure I'm good at the underlying message shit).

Please, Please PLEASE!!! Leave Comments!

I'm not just writing these for fun (that is the majority of the reason, though), I'm also writing them to get a handle on my strengths and weaknesses. Comments will ALWAYS be welcome, and goddamnit, I'm sick and tired of letting my stories sit out there for months on end with NO feedback. I've got stories on Fanfiction.net, some of them have reviews, one of them took months for the three that it has (the other two took a month and ten chapters posted, respectively). I can't know how I'm doing unless I get feedback, and I can't get feedback unless I get comments or emails (I don't care which) from you fine people. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole fucking purpose behind a blog to get comments?!

Closing Moments

In closing, I'd like to thank everybody and anybody who gives this blog a chance. Writing zombies (fuck, writing STORIES) is my passion, and anybody who reads my stories makes me feel like I've actually fucking done something with my life (especially if you read them and enjoy them).